raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

Omg please help

Is anyone going to the Ed Sheeran concert at the Allstate Arena in Chicago tomorrow? If so, what time are you planning on showing up?

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

rakatakat:

we are on the hunt for loco mocos i mean heartless

Percy Jackson vs. Hercules
Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
Hercules: I --
Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
Percy: Been there.
Hercules: The minotaur --
Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
Percy: Well, we done here?
Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*

But 7 Cups of Tea is actually a godsend when you need to talk your feelings out someone unbiased or you need to rant or ask for some type of help it’s anonymous it’s free please use it

chloe-valens:

Bright and optimistic, Tifa always cheers up the others when they're down. But don't let her looks fool you, she can decimate almost any enemy with her fists...

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.